December 2011
9 posts
Eventually you will be FB friends with your...
…which means they will be friends with you. You will eventually see your friends become friends with their parents as well. This gives them the ability to comment on status updates, photos, videos and Farmville status. The comments parents leave are usually embarrassing, but too good to delete.
November 2011
16 posts
I have officially become the 1996 stereotype.
So you know how before this little recession if you moved back in with/ lived with your parents you were generally a loser who worked a job making no money and just sat at home playing video games? Ya know, the ones with no friends who just sit in the dark basement of self loathing and the dull blue glow of their laptop? Yea, that’s me. I am THAT kind of a LWYP person.
I am not one of this...
My So Called Life...
Alright, living at home means I start to retrograde my personality. So My so called life marathon and zelda and the ocarina of time it is.
October 2011
3 posts
January 2011
3 posts
CRAZY BREAD
Today I was high, and then a little bit later my Mom came into my room with a fresh baked slice of the beer bread she wanted me to make (but don’t know how and didn’t feel like making it after being up since 7am) so I was like “oh wow, okay got some munchies in my tummy, this’ll taste good regardless.”
Let me slow it down and take you through this adventure,
First,...
Messy, Messy
Just now I was hanging out in my bedroom you know watching some tv, and my mom comes into my room to ask me about what time I’m substitute teaching tomorrow and when I’m getting out and where to pick me up, etc. Then she gets distracted and starts lecturing me once again, “I don’t understand how you can live like this! HOW do you do it?” Only this time she took it...
Curfew
Alright so after being home for 3 months now (I was gone to Cape Cod, but alas I am back living with the parents) and working at I job that I about 80% hate (no that’s an improvement, it was like 100% as of a couple weeks ago) I finally started making some friends at work. This week alone I was invited out THREE whole times.
Okay so I go out on Tuesday night with my friend Erin and we go...
June 2010
3 posts
May 2010
4 posts
Ooooh MTV
http://www.mtv.com/videos/true-life-im-clashing-with-my-parents/1631839/playlist.jhtml
Check it out around minute 14…this is pretty much the EXACT argument every poor sap still living with their parents has gone through.
Why it's good to live with your parents...
I have been substitute teaching all week. This means getting up at 6:30am to yell at pre-teens all day. It goes without saying I get real tired, and can’t get drunk due to these things called “hangovers.” Finally today I get my chance! There is a teacher day tomorrow so I know I won’t be randomly called in at 6:00am. Alright so, let’s leave out what I had to...
Ramen
So my mom made dinner tonight (as usual…one perk of living at home…private chef). Okay so she made like sauteed turkey cutlets and rice. Now to flavor the rice, she added some chicken bullion. However, apparently we were out of chicken bullion to use to add flavor to the rice. So of course, what does she decide to do? Open a package of Ramen to use the flavor packet. Last I...
April 2010
10 posts
Green
Today I went up to Nordstroms with my mom for lunch which is like an hour drive. So as we were driving (and I get really carsick unless I am either high or driving myself), she kept talking, talking, talking. And I feel sick so I’m really not responding. So we’re driving and she starts talking about the trees.
“Look how many shades of green there are on these trees. No. I...
So today my mom really wanted me to make cupcakes because she was craving them real bad. We had chocolate cake mix and vanilla as well as chocolate icing, and ew chocolate frosting + chocolate cake=obesity. And it’s gross so I went out, in the rain, and bought funfetti frosting. Anyways so I told my mom that since I was making these cupcakes for HER that I shouldn’t have to clean...
Late night
I like when my mom calls me from the VERYNEXTROOM and tells me that I need to farm her crops. Okay I will fully admit I play the sexay Farmville, so that’s not the weird part. So she calls me from one room over and asks me to check up on these virtual crops so that they won’t virtually wilt. Then she starts telling me that she is probably going to sleep on the couch (this is all at...
Why can't we use the fancy central air we paid...
I hate that it gets to be like 80 degrees in my room anyways and then today when it’s 86 out, my mom decides to open all the windows in the house, aka NOT turn on the AC and so I swelter in my little sauna ball in my bed and slowly die. I wake up and start pouring water on my face and arms to cool down and maybe go back to sleep. Nope not working. Sooo then I go into the living room which...
March 2010
4 posts
