I like when my mom calls me from the VERYNEXTROOM and tells me that I need to farm her crops.  Okay I will fully admit I play the sexay Farmville, so that’s not the weird part.  So she calls me from one room over and asks me to check up on these virtual crops so that they won’t virtually wilt.  Then she starts telling me that she is probably going to sleep on the couch (this is all at 9pm) because she is just sooo “warm and comfortable.”  And I”m all like okay well I need to go smoke some drugs that are legal in 11 states soooo let’s figure this out.  SO i’m like, “Yeaah okay, I’ll see you in 45 minutes when you wake up on the couch and move to your bedroom….I’m still going to do everything I do when you and dad are in bed….YUP I”m going to continue on with everything.” As in like well yeah I”m gonna smoke, and I’m telling you that, but I’m saying it in code so it’s fair warning, but it’s a trick speak so it’s not, but it is. Then at like 11:30 I left my room to get more wine to drink because I deserve it and have had to be up at like 6:30am the last few days (yeah like that’d even be an excuse anyways) and anyways she was TOOOOOTS in bed.  Yeah….so called it.  Moral of this lesson??? DON’T TRY TO OUTSNEAK THE SNEAKERS (which is what everyone calls me, but only to make this moral really make sense).