LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS!
Green

Today I went up to Nordstroms with my mom for lunch which is like an hour drive.  So as we were driving (and I get really carsick unless I am either high or driving myself), she kept talking, talking, talking.  And I feel sick so I’m really not responding.  So we’re driving and she starts talking about the trees.  

“Look how many shades of green there are on these trees.  No. I mean really Emily.  There’s emerald green, spring green, forest green, kelly green, pine green, chartreuse (yeah don’t really know where that one came from either), etc etc etc.”green